IMPORTANT RECALL

The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component, the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed Subsequential Internal Nonmorality, more commonly known as SIN, as its primary symptom is a lapse of moral judgment. If one is susceptible to loss of direction, foul vocal emissions, lack of peace and joy, or selfish behavior, then one is inflicted with the defect. The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for the defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to correct this SIN defect, at numerous locations throughout the world.

Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids manufacturer’s warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

Friends...the fact of the matter is ever person ever born to a man and a woman is broken.  It doesn’t how many features your life has that hides or downplays the fact inside, your just as flawed or defective as the person next to you.  The proof is in emissions, to change an analogy to fit my purposes.  Even if your exterior is shiny, buffed and spotless, inside, you’re just a broken-down hooptie of a ride, just hoping to make it to the next stop.

Your engine is bad, my friend.  Pride. Envy. Anger. Laziness. Greed. Lust. Hoarding.  Whether they are attitudes of your heart or pursuits of your daily life, you are known by them.  Even if you aren’t known by man by these problems, its how God sees you. And it’s not that he overlooks the good.  It’s just that the bad is so very bad that the good isn’t all that impressive by comparison.

You need to be fixed.  More money won’t do it.  You can’t throw money at these problems.  Nothing will.  Except the Maker.  He’ll fix what’s been broken.  You just have to have a consultation with Him, and He’ll make the necessary repairs.

Oh, and for all you folks out there who have had the repairs....why don’t you start acting like it?  Quit driving your car like its still a ramshackle jalopy driving on a thin-walled Firestone provisional.  You’ve been tuned up, tricked out, and you are ready to roll.  So have a little faith, and tear up the asphalt on your road of life.

By the way, let the Master drive.