Friday, October 29, 2004

The Hilarious Mango

Katie the Mango is on a roll with several laugh-out-loud posts.

First up, she fisks a recent email from Howard Dean:

    Now that fundamental right is under threat. Every day we hear of new GOP tactics to corrupt the system and prevent people from voting.
Oh right, those GOP goons harassing people at polling places. Excuse me, have I missed something? Like, the fake registrations (all of Dems) in tons of states. The legions of volunteers to “personally vouch” for unregistered voters in Minnesota. Dead people and Disney characters registering? Buying votes with CRACK COCAINE? Incidentally, don’t you find it little amusing when Democrats start throwing around words like ‘sacred’?

Next up, the writer of The Hokey Pokey died - the accompanying message is cheesy good. You’ll have to click over to see the punchline.

Continuing, we have early news on possible Kerry cabinet-chasers:

So apparently John Kerry’s appointed Sen. Biden to be his Secretary of State if, heaven forbid, he wins. I guess we’re going for an all-senator administration. That should be...action-packed. It would be the My Dinner with Andre of presidential administrations.

Heh. The rest of the post is quite good as well.

If you haven’t read Katie’s stuff before you’re missing out. Go, go, go!

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