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Friday, October 01, 2004

The Debate, Summed Up

Kate has an amusing Cliff’s Notes version of the debate. You have to go read the whole thing, but here are some snippets to get you going.

John Kerry: This President is out of touch. Today, our country needs to be more like we were when (insert reference to event occuring between 1961 and 1972). I served in the military back then, you know. If you vote for me, I guarantee I’ll make the U.S. exactly like it was way back then.

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George Bush: My opponent is clueless (which I’d expect from a Yale man). I’ve been President for four years. I know what it takes to be President. He hasn’t been President. I’ve made tough decisions. He can’t make a decision at all and, when he does, he changes his mind.

Just so you know, I did not snippet the best lines. Go. Posted by at 10:00 PM
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