Monday, March 13, 2006

I love when Bryan writes about TV.

On LOST:

I like LOST....a lot....although it treats me like a high school girlfriend who knows I’m into her more than she is into me, giving me attention whenever the mood strikes like when she needs my lunch money to buy herself a Coke and an oversized chocolate chip cookie fresh from the lunch lady’s bakery, but otherwise ignoring me and totally disavowing that we might actually be an item (unless it means I could help her with her Senior English paper). My patience is short for that. But I’m looking forward to our next date nonetheless, because she promised to tell me a secret or two about some island-loving friends of hers.

So true. Except that LOST is the elusive boyfriend in my case.

On TAR:

The Amazing Race...Go nerds! Or young attractive couple! Or hippie friends who I at first thought were gay but now don’t! I can only hope the testosterone twins who are overwhelmingly obsessed with the opposing girls will one day catch re-runs of this on GSN and drop their heads in shame. Anyphil, after the horriphil mess that was last season’s family philasco, its philtastic to philnally see the game return to the philbulous spectaphil that it is. Phil. Philly philphilphil phil. Phil!

Phil!