Thursday, September 02, 2004

I just got a political poll call. It was fully automated and there were only four questions.

1. Who do you plan to vote for President?
Kerry
Bush
Other
No One

I said Bush, of course.

2. There is a Congressional race in your district this election. Do you plan to vote?
For the incumbent, Frank Wolf
Wolf’s opponent

I didn’t catch the name and I didn’t listen to the rest because I pushed the button for Wolf. I love my Congressman.

3. On the subject of abortion (and there are only 4 questions? Interesting.), are you
For keeping abortion legal in all cases
For keeping abortion legal in most cases
Against keeping abortion legal in most cases
Against keeping abortion legal in all cases

I’m adamantly against abortion in all cases. You’re reading that right - ALL.

4. For statistical purposes, are you
Female
Male

I waited a second for the Unsure option to be listed. Clearly, I’m female, but there seem to be plenty out there who aren’t so sure about their own gender. They should have an option.

And then, the denouement - paid for by [I didn’t hear it clearly] for Congress - Wolf’s opponent. He’s only asking about abortion? Interesting.