Friday, June 12, 2009

In the News: Crunchberries Are Not Real Berries

This is the kind of civil process I see in my office all too often.

Late last month, a U.S. District Court judge dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she’d been buying Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries cereal for four years under the assumption that crunchberries are a real berry. “The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that she had only recently learned to her dismay that said ‘berries’ were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls.”

Idiot.

[via rude cactus]

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