This is the kind of civil process I see in my office all too often.

Late last month, a U.S. District Court judge dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she’d been buying Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries cereal for four years under the assumption that crunchberries are a real berry. “The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that she had only recently learned to her dismay that said ‘berries’ were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls.”

Idiot.

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1. Too many lawyers with not enough to do.

   Do you know why the words to the Star Spangled Banner are so hard to understand? Because they were written by a lawyer.

   Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  06/16/09  at  10:13 AM

2. Can someone be that stupid?

   Posted by Michael Morgan  on  07/31/09  at  10:40 PM

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