Monday, October 25, 2004

Reason No. 478 why I love, love, love Television Without Pity.

In this election year, we’ve been hearing a lot about what’s wrong with America. There’s a crisis in health care, rampant budget deficits, and a lack of respect from the world community. But there’s also a widespread problem that no one’s talking about. And that’s the economic impact of broken oxen. When your ox is broken in this day and age...well, you could be losing literally dozens of cents in productivity every day. So don’t let those fat cats in Washington sweep this issue under the rug. Make your voice heard by proudly and defiantly wearing a shirt that lets them know, “MY OX IS BROKEN.”

*I don’t really want the shirt for Christmas or at all - I don’t wear that color red. I just think it’s hilarious that they made a shirt based on the best one liner in TAR history and that some wacko TAR fan (I say that with all affection) might want one. My Christmas wishlist is comprised of just one needed, high priced item and my family is already aware of it.

UPDATE: Oooh, they have a “broken ox” pin too! Stocking stuffer!