Friday, June 20, 2003

So I’m flipping around the channels while blog-reading and stumbled upon the end of A Wedding Story on TLC (too lazy to look for links, sorry).

The couple are Corbin and Sierra. Precious, no?

They’re getting married what looks like a public library. Romantic!

She started crying as she was walking down the aisle. Not the nicely feminine tears hanging on her lashes kind of crying, but full on blubbering and sniffling.

You’re on a really hot microphone here, hon. You might want to cut back on that snorting sniffling.

Oh, they’re somewhat redeemed - reception at a lovely winery. Centerpieces are stacks of library books with bookmarks as party favors.

So what...are they editors? Writers?

Best man is holding the mic like a rap star for the toast - hand on the top of the mic and holding it on his mouth - you can’t understand a word he’s saying.

I’m done…