Thursday, July 29, 2004

I just heard Laura Ingraham say that Kerry’s speech is supposed to be 55 minutes long tonight.

I’m bored already.

I see the potential for a drinking game**:

1. Chug when he says “Vietnam”
2. Drink twice when he says “purple heart”
3. Drink when he says “two Americas”
4. Chug when he says “restore respect”
5. From Craig: One drink for “unilateral”, three drinks for “multilateral”
6. From Denis: You win the game if he says, “Where are the WMD?” Or “pre-emptive strike”
7. From McGehee: 1 drink if he reverses himself within one minute. Chug if he then reverses the reversal within the same minute.

You get the point…

**I’ve never even played a drinking game. Seriously. The thought just popped into my head.

UPDATE: I added a new #4 to the list. Because you know that will get said at least one time.

UPDATE #2: Add your game suggestions in the comments and I’ll add them to the list above.

UPDATE #3: In a similar vein, play Kerry Bingo during the speech tonight courtesy of Mango Katie. Her bingo cards are hilarious.