Thursday, April 05, 2007

Gary at The Llama Butchers outlines the troubles with this awful season of 24

In the comments, Steve offers an alternative that I think has promise:

Maybe this---Chloe sneaks out of CTU to get a bite, is menaced by a cougar in the Quiznos. Chloe kills the cougar with a #2 pencil, jammed between its eyes. Chloe kidnapped by Gredenko, as he too was sneaking out of terrorist sooper sekrit HQ for a toasty late nite sandwich. Jack proceeds to blow up Quiznos, provoking an international incident as the Quiznos is technically part of the Vatican consulate in LA. Flying pieces of Sun Chips (french onion flavor) get sucked into the ceiling fan units of CTU, coating the place in a toxic orange paste. Morris’s shoulder becomes infected and he almost dies.

Chloe licks the Sun Chip crust off Jack’s face....