Hilarity Ensues

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

My new favorite humor blog.

Adult language alert, for the more sensitive. But it’s hilarious.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

[via Granny]

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

When we moved into this house 2+ years ago one of the things I found out early is that there is no outside outlet. This meant no Christmas lights outside unless we wanted to have a window opened a crack. That wasn’t happening. So for the past two Christmases we were the Scrooge house because we didn’t have a tree up or any other decorations inside either. I couldn’t be bothered last year with my uncomfortable pregnancy.

This year we plan to have a tree. I have a large planter outside that is empty. Beau suggested that we get a small, live blue spruce to plant instead of bringing in a dead tree to later trash. So that’s our plan. We’ll put it on a small table in the window and decorate it simply depending on its size.

And I decided to investigate solar-powered lights for outside because I was determined to have some kind of festive thing out there this Christmas. No more Scrooge house. So I mentioned that I was researching solar-powered Christmas lights to Beau and he bursts out laughing, “I forgot to tell you!”

What he forgot to tell me is that when our landlord came to the house a couple of weeks ago to replace the flashing on the front and back doors, he plugged in his cell phone out front. Beau walked out to talk to LD (landlord dude) and noticed the phone sitting on the stoop with the cord leading through the azalea bush over to the box of the bay window. Turns out the outside plug is on the underside of the bay window box. LD and Beau had a good chuckle over it when Beau explained why he was so surprised to discover it. What a weird place, but it makes some kind of sense, I guess. It’s out of the weather and hidden, too. Very well hidden.

I’m excited to dig out our Christmas stuff. And I may buy new outdoor stuff, too, since what I have is pretty old and weather-beaten from winters in New Hampshire.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

[via Letters from Kamp Krusty]

Friday, October 02, 2009

Awesomeness…

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Boost Your Eromania

Monday, July 27, 2009

[via cootiehog]

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

There’s a new post at Whiny Complaints.

Monday, July 06, 2009

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

There’s a new post at WC.

Did I mention the other day that parenting is hard?

Friday, June 19, 2009

Jesse grabbed the camera and started pushing the button. Here’s a sample of his handiwork.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

There are two new posts at Whiny Complaints for your enjoyment.

“Poopy”

and

The Toy Box

Friday, June 12, 2009

This is the kind of civil process I see in my office all too often.

Late last month, a U.S. District Court judge dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she’d been buying Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries cereal for four years under the assumption that crunchberries are a real berry. “The plaintiff, Janine Sugawara, alleged that she had only recently learned to her dismay that said ‘berries’ were in fact simply brightly-colored cereal balls.”

Idiot.

[via rude cactus]

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Wouldn’t this be hilarious on Molly Ann?

They also have one with this.

SquirtShirts.com is my new favorite online store.

Monday, May 25, 2009

A couple of guys at my church parodied this to go with the message a couple of weeks ago. Hilarious.